"You need a bigger phone."
Yes... I have an inadequate
The night was getting old
but it could still dance.
smart phone screen to the
more discriminating singles
out there navigating purgatory.
The night was getting old
but it could still dance.
so I asked for my bar tab
and paid it, leaving a nice tip
for Steph because she has
to put up with a lot
when she babysits
all the old drunks
and the young drunks
and other desperate rats
and bum poets
who lovingly infest this place.
Then I stood from my stool
told everyone and no one
to have fun
to have fun
and walked right out the door,
when I called someone
when I called someone
who knows it's not the size
of your phone that matters,
but how you use it.
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2 comments:
That's right! It's how you use it! And it's not the size of the oar, it's the motion of the ocean!
Lol! It's not the size of the booty, it's how we shake it!
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