She Said

"You need a bigger phone."

Yes... I have an inadequate

smart phone screen to the 

more discriminating singles

out there navigating purgatory. 

The night was getting old
but it could still dance.

so I asked for my bar tab 

and paid it, leaving a nice tip 

for Steph because she has

to put up with a lot 

when she babysits 

all the old drunks 

and the young drunks

and other desperate rats

and bum poets

who lovingly infest this place.

Then I stood from my stool

told everyone and no one
to have fun

and walked right out the door,
when I called someone 

who knows it's not the size 

of your phone that matters, 

but how you use it.




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